things that happened in the past 2 days:

1. Tan Lok Huang... the sickening GP biatch.
*xixi n lili trying to sit as far away frm her as possible* first period of the day n i was overwhelmed by her maliciousness! i'm sure i wasn't the only one who felt that way! first thing of the day: she called gigi to pull down the OHP screen. gigi laffed at me cuz i wasnt asked to cuz im short... wahaha. then when gigi was trying to pull down the screen, mamasans laffed. bitch said, "the least u all could do was volunteer yourselves instead of laffing at the person who helped!" hello! it was just a tease! chill man! wassup wit' being spiteful? bloody moron! den she was explaining that the other sections of the ST is impt n we shldnt only read the Main and Home sections... *flashes Urban on the projector* Urban 05/01/06 MISS SIXTY on the cover (showing 3 old women trying to wear hip clothes but end up looking like plants)... LAUGHED! no wonder she likes Urban! she can be on the cover as well! old... and still a miss! then she asked the class who will choose Creative over iPod? kong raised her hand up in a very deliberate fashion! *mamasans laughed* she wanted Tan to ask her.. Tan asked her why she chose Creative..

kong: BRAND LOYALTY!
tan: *too stupid to get it* still asked for the reason
kong: (irritated) I LIKE IT WHAT!
lili! i give u a standing ovation! u r so brave!

2. The Wag-Finger Songs
it started off with kong's mp3 which contains this particularly interesting song... why is it interesting? firstly, the start of the song sounds like some underwater lobster shaking a shell making a ringing-tinkling sound... then the beat n music becomes totally never-heard-before-but-super-funky-and-i-like-it! and magically, u begin wagging ur index finger side to side n so does ur head! WOW! hahaha i dunno man, that song is addictive! ok when the chinese singer comes in, it's a bit weird. but the beggining of the song is the ultimate! TLH's lesson... fifi n i were reading the newspaper (Urban) when we saw Madonna in her fish-net stockings! fifi somehow suggested he wear them on BU day! wad the heck? and then we were forced to discuss our PBL (which we have not even started) while fifi was doing the dance action in the "Hung Up" MTV! then cuz we like the song so we started singing: time goes by so slowly! time goes by so slowly!... (fifi starts to do the actions) every little thing that u say or do! hung up! i'm hanging up on u!

our PBL is abt suggesting an educational policy for Indonesia...
fifi got carried away with the actions
me: so that's ur educational policy for Indonesia?
fifi': what's wrong? it stimulates creativity!
me: the morning pe can be the madonna actions and the school songs: time goes by so slowly!

wahahhaa can just imagine! and yes in the end, HUNG UP can be officially labelled as a WAG-FINGER SONG. dun believe? TRY IT! gigi n pipi can do the catwalk + madonna actions while listening to iPod simultaneously very well! then was listening to some songs... and realised Kylie Minogue's songs are Wag-Fingers too! try: "Come Into My World" and "Locomotion"

3. Marigold Angsana Petunia!
-lazy to type: read kong's blog-

4. (this is quite random) JZ's Crabtree & Evelyn Butter Cookies Pencil Case
was travelling to Geog lecture, saw Dil and JZ at the tables studying and noticed his pencil case... it's the Crabtree & Evelyn Butter Cookies yellow tin.. not bad.. but JZ could just get a decent pencil case since he's loaded! and so i was being retarded.. reading the words on the tin in my "rich, english" accent.... then i said, "i got so much stationery, i would use a Kong Guan Biskit Tin!" but cannot fit in my bag, so pipi offered to glue down straps! can carry like handbag! WAHAHAHA! what the hell?

5. MONG Episode #2
once again, Geog lecture was another "Attack of Mong"! wahahaha! with her voice raising ever higher and her sentences flowering more Teochew terms! to my mum and my ah ma: you 2 dun need to be afraid your dialect will cease to pass down from me onwards.... my teochew not bad now! (all thanks to my goeg teacher) one thing i appreciate having her for a lecturer is that the way she conducts the lecture, leaves u everytime with quite a deep impression of the topic. thanks man!

new additions: tat zui (offend), women are very strong, not under the table but on the table, etc.

6. Mr Phang's Lessons
when the bell rang signally our break was over and that the next lesson was maths, mimi, gigi, pipi, zizi n i screamed together: "MR PHANG!" and we ran! we were zooming thru the hallways and corridors to the classroom n we sprinted when we saw Mr Phang outside already! why did we run? not becuz we are afraid of his wrath, but cuz he's our favourite teacher! and we dun want to disappoint him by coming late for classes or delaying hw or not paying attention! he is the kind of SUPER GOOD TEACHER that only comes by once in ur life! he seems to know exactly right on the dot 100% accurate what we are unsure of n he can remedy all our doubts! he can explain in a way that we can 100% guarentee get it! we love his lessons n his extra lessons! haaha the y2 curves that i dread forever now seemed to be not that bad after all! seeing his Bao/FanTuan sketches makes it easier to rmb! maths rock now!

WHO ME? JESSICA CLAIRE CHEW
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- HANGING OUT
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things that happened in the past 2 days:

1. Tan Lok Huang... the sickening GP biatch.
*xixi n lili trying to sit as far away frm her as possible* first period of the day n i was overwhelmed by her maliciousness! i'm sure i wasn't the only one who felt that way! first thing of the day: she called gigi to pull down the OHP screen. gigi laffed at me cuz i wasnt asked to cuz im short... wahaha. then when gigi was trying to pull down the screen, mamasans laffed. bitch said, "the least u all could do was volunteer yourselves instead of laffing at the person who helped!" hello! it was just a tease! chill man! wassup wit' being spiteful? bloody moron! den she was explaining that the other sections of the ST is impt n we shldnt only read the Main and Home sections... *flashes Urban on the projector* Urban 05/01/06 MISS SIXTY on the cover (showing 3 old women trying to wear hip clothes but end up looking like plants)... LAUGHED! no wonder she likes Urban! she can be on the cover as well! old... and still a miss! then she asked the class who will choose Creative over iPod? kong raised her hand up in a very deliberate fashion! *mamasans laughed* she wanted Tan to ask her.. Tan asked her why she chose Creative..

kong: BRAND LOYALTY!
tan: *too stupid to get it* still asked for the reason
kong: (irritated) I LIKE IT WHAT!
lili! i give u a standing ovation! u r so brave!

2. The Wag-Finger Songs
it started off with kong's mp3 which contains this particularly interesting song... why is it interesting? firstly, the start of the song sounds like some underwater lobster shaking a shell making a ringing-tinkling sound... then the beat n music becomes totally never-heard-before-but-super-funky-and-i-like-it! and magically, u begin wagging ur index finger side to side n so does ur head! WOW! hahaha i dunno man, that song is addictive! ok when the chinese singer comes in, it's a bit weird. but the beggining of the song is the ultimate! TLH's lesson... fifi n i were reading the newspaper (Urban) when we saw Madonna in her fish-net stockings! fifi somehow suggested he wear them on BU day! wad the heck? and then we were forced to discuss our PBL (which we have not even started) while fifi was doing the dance action in the "Hung Up" MTV! then cuz we like the song so we started singing: time goes by so slowly! time goes by so slowly!... (fifi starts to do the actions) every little thing that u say or do! hung up! i'm hanging up on u!

our PBL is abt suggesting an educational policy for Indonesia...
fifi got carried away with the actions
me: so that's ur educational policy for Indonesia?
fifi': what's wrong? it stimulates creativity!
me: the morning pe can be the madonna actions and the school songs: time goes by so slowly!

wahahhaa can just imagine! and yes in the end, HUNG UP can be officially labelled as a WAG-FINGER SONG. dun believe? TRY IT! gigi n pipi can do the catwalk + madonna actions while listening to iPod simultaneously very well! then was listening to some songs... and realised Kylie Minogue's songs are Wag-Fingers too! try: "Come Into My World" and "Locomotion"

3. Marigold Angsana Petunia!
-lazy to type: read kong's blog-

4. (this is quite random) JZ's Crabtree & Evelyn Butter Cookies Pencil Case
was travelling to Geog lecture, saw Dil and JZ at the tables studying and noticed his pencil case... it's the Crabtree & Evelyn Butter Cookies yellow tin.. not bad.. but JZ could just get a decent pencil case since he's loaded! and so i was being retarded.. reading the words on the tin in my "rich, english" accent.... then i said, "i got so much stationery, i would use a Kong Guan Biskit Tin!" but cannot fit in my bag, so pipi offered to glue down straps! can carry like handbag! WAHAHAHA! what the hell?

5. MONG Episode #2
once again, Geog lecture was another "Attack of Mong"! wahahaha! with her voice raising ever higher and her sentences flowering more Teochew terms! to my mum and my ah ma: you 2 dun need to be afraid your dialect will cease to pass down from me onwards.... my teochew not bad now! (all thanks to my goeg teacher) one thing i appreciate having her for a lecturer is that the way she conducts the lecture, leaves u everytime with quite a deep impression of the topic. thanks man!

new additions: tat zui (offend), women are very strong, not under the table but on the table, etc.

6. Mr Phang's Lessons
when the bell rang signally our break was over and that the next lesson was maths, mimi, gigi, pipi, zizi n i screamed together: "MR PHANG!" and we ran! we were zooming thru the hallways and corridors to the classroom n we sprinted when we saw Mr Phang outside already! why did we run? not becuz we are afraid of his wrath, but cuz he's our favourite teacher! and we dun want to disappoint him by coming late for classes or delaying hw or not paying attention! he is the kind of SUPER GOOD TEACHER that only comes by once in ur life! he seems to know exactly right on the dot 100% accurate what we are unsure of n he can remedy all our doubts! he can explain in a way that we can 100% guarentee get it! we love his lessons n his extra lessons! haaha the y2 curves that i dread forever now seemed to be not that bad after all! seeing his Bao/FanTuan sketches makes it easier to rmb! maths rock now!